Today is the birthday of my Queen Mom, the regal, royal, brilliant, handsome, fabulous, alluring, tempting, witty, charming, nurturing, elegant, wonderful, did I mention gorgeous, Dutchess.

My heart is better for loving you, my mind is quicker for speaking to you, and I love you from the bottom of my tarsus, which is like my heart only deeper.

Happy 25th birthday, you hunk of burnin' love you